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5 March, 2010
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Mr LUCAS: […] I was doing a bit of reading on the ABC online website, which indicated that Queensland opposition leader John-Paul Langbroek said he needs a catchy T-shirt slogan like his predecessor. We had ‘Go the Borg’. So we ‘Go the Borg’—came and then went. And ‘Go the Borg’—came and then went. And ‘Go the Borg’—came and then went a third time. This morning he is at it again. The field marshal’s baton is in the knapsack, ready to dong the Leader of the Opposition. But the Leader of the Opposition is so organised on policy that he cannot get a policy out. He cannot do his promised reshuffle because he is dependent upon the old drones for support, and he cannot even get a slogan on a T-shirt. I have one suggestion and one suggestion only for the LNP: it ought to take the mandate of the member for Beaudesert which he used in that famous email, ‘We’ve got to get back to basics.’ The best way to get back to basics if you cannot even think of a slogan for your T-shirt is to abolish the T-shirt and go back to the ironing Borg.

Honourable members interjected.

Mr Springborg: Get your shirt off, Paul.

Infrastructure

Mr NICHOLLS: Mr Speaker—

Mr SPEAKER: I would appreciate it if you would keep your shirt on, member for Clayfield.

Ms Nolan: Me, too.

Mr NICHOLLS: Thank you, Mr Speaker. I am just getting over that last input from the member for Ipswich.

Ms Nolan: I am getting over the image.

Subject: My School Website; Hospitals / Infrastructure [Legislative Assembly – Questions Without Notice]

Date: 25 February 2010

Hansard reference: p. 545 [online (pdf)]

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